Once upon a time (a long time ago).

There was a radio program on Saturday morning,

called “Let’s Pretend”.

(fade in Allegretto from Karel Komzak’s “Fairy Tale”)

Let’s pretend that there once a Rabbi

Who was killed and

His family and a few friends fled to distant Gaul.

They were cared for by a group of Jewish heretics.

Later, they move on to Mercia.

Much later the Knights Templar found out a secret and

They told the pope,

Who had them hunted down and slaughtered.

(he didn’t like the secret)

a few knights escaped and formed what they called the masons.

(fade in music for “Cream of Wheat”)

Now there was a lot of confusion in those days.

So the masons hid the secret with

The three degrees above

The three degrees above

The three degrees they told people about.

Let’s pretend that the secret that they hid there

Was

That they had lost the secret,

But that it told where the

Seed of the Rabbi

Lived!

Now,

Let’s pretend

That you, my friend,

Are the secret.

What do you say , My Lord?