Slap Happy

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    I was reading my poems and I realized I am being way too much of a downer... I need to make some uplifters... And by uplifters I mean 'funny' poems like I used to. Here's one I made at 1:30 at night.

    Slap Happy

    Tirant Kings
    Lemon Squeezes
    Basketball Games
    Raptor Jesus
    Rotten Yogurt
    broken Zamboni
    Self-playing trombone
    cheese stuffed Balogni

    All of these topics are all free to speak
    When it's two in the morning and you're lacking the sleep

    Extra fun for your friends, as three a.m. comes to past
    All these topics, you'll see, will now make you laugh

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    Poetry is either something that lives like fire inside you or else it is nothing, an empty formalized bore around which pedants can endlessly drone their notes and explanations.

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