The Ten Commentments

1. First. First, I got here first,
Please don't make me whine and curse,
That's okay, I'll say my verse;
"None shall care if you do get there first"

2. I've got something I really want to say
I think this video / statement is something really gay
I'll troll like mad, and I'm angry so okay;
"Constructive Criticism should not be lead astray"

3. I'll somehow agree with whatever you think
Here's a website I'll put here to put you on the brink
It's an irrelevant porn site or any site that stinks
"Don't spam the comments with inappropriate links"

4. I'm actually really intelligant, a very competant lad
But I'll act like I'm a moron just to see you get all mad
I think it's really funny, 'Where's the reply button,' dude I'm rad;
"Playing incompetent when you know it is something we call 'bad'"

5. I'm a connoseur of ascii and I think I'll do my part
to fill your filthy artless comments with the feelings of my heart
A picture of Rick Astley is sure to make a start;
"Please don't fill up all the comments with that stupid ascii art"

6. Foul, filth, filth and foul is something of a must
Anything I say should sure a f*** or s*** raise a fuss
I love to p*** you off with the f***ing words of which I lust;
"For Diety's sake, please refrain from any yelling and don't cuss."

7. Like 6, I'm slick, I love to trick you into a good fight,
Say things that make you mad would make me feel alright,
Come at me, bro, let's do this 'cause my bark is worse than my bite
"Don't say such hateful things, and don't say them just out of spite"

8. You want to know my opinion, to hear what I have heard
Then I'll post a twelve page post that I ctrl+v'd out of Word(r)
The length at which I'm stating is really quite absurd
"TL:DR is a good indicator that you're long@$$ message is a piece of turd"

9. Dude, you make such a good point, I think it's sound adivce
So, I'll take just what you have and post it somewhere else as nice
Or maybe I'll just repost it in the same forum just to add spice
"Don't Ctrl+C other's comments, we don't need the same thing twice"

10. Man, I love to move attention, it's my favorite satisfaction,
I love to change the subject to a new completely irrelevant action,
Let's talk about those Hypnotoads, I'll sing it with a passion
"Don't post anything that veers away and causes a distraction"

Keeps these in mind, and you'll go far to fill your boards with verve and zest,
But please don't be a troll or an internet clone of Kanye West