Singles Night at the Knights of Columbus: The Nightmare of Jerry Maguire
Singles Night at the Knights of Columbus:
The Nightmare of Jerry Maguire
A friend my age (post divorce )close to 40 years old or so
Proclaimed his single hood,
And went on the hunt
For a pretty nice young lady
His therapist agreed and had a suggestion:
Singles Night at the Knights of Columbus
Sounds like a perfectly respectable place he thought
And asked his mom to babysit!
He dressed in his best his dress armor so fine
Bid his mom,dad and son the warmest goodbye
He reined up his steeds to his spiffy brand new blue chariot
And onwarded hoed to the Knights of Columbus
It started so perfectly acceptable!
Nice building, nice set up and welcome board
With a list of perfectly agreeable activities
What an exciting prospect!
Volleyball at the Knights of Columbus!
The mothers of the fine young ladies showed
In their “red hat society” best
Some daughters and wives of their sons came
To watch their purses and keep company
The men age all appropriate
(For Mom that is)
“Rodney” kept him entertained
He always enjoyed Caddyshack!
What odds he had for opportunities
4 men to every lady!
The DJ was awesome!
The dancing was great!
Geriatric Ice Ice Baby!
Doin’ da Butt with their brand new hips
And Naughty Girls need love too!
Remeniscent of Aunt Ann’s wedding twist
In the layers of flapper skirt
I’m sure her daughter’s still prooouuuuddd!
Booty shake thru gurdles sturdy
Tatas jiggling at the waistline!
And then next song that made him quake
I’m going to make you sweat oh baby
Let the music take control
OOO Baby
His hooked up his horses and sped to safety
Of the First Season of Friends and his son.
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