Word of warning it’s going around,

You really don’t want to contract it,

It’ll change you life,

Change your mood,

And abstract your train of thought;

The dates will confuse,

The people a blank,

The places give up on that;

It’ll make you give up,

It’ll make you give in,

It’ll make you just stand and giggle;

How it starts ,

Who knows,

When it starts,

Take a guess,

What causes it,

There’s theories;

Really all I can say,

Is if we stick together,

We might get through it,

With one good mind;

But in the immortal words of Fred Sanford,

Junkman extraordinaire himself,

As the Great Tut deemed and the Tub agreed,

There will be a sacrifice or the locusts will come,

The surf and turf is at his house on Friday,

2 dollar cover charge bring your own food and beer!