Chicken Questions Answered
Why DID the chicken cross the road?(It happened like this:)
Once upon a time, on a day long ago
A chicken crossed the road,
but why, they didn't know.
The Council got together to think
what they could think.
The Owl had no idea,
and the Skunk raised quite a stink.
The Mares unbridled reason
still couldn't fathom why,
For no one understood why
that chick would even try.
Then someone said the rooster crowed,
and that silly little hen
Went right up to that graveled road
and then she crossed - again!
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WHICH CAME FIRST - The chicken or the egg?
Did the egg, or the chicken come first?
That question has plagued great minds of
the world, and developed an intellectual thirst.
BUT - How can a chicken come from no egg?
and doesn't chickens LAY eggs?
The answer is clear to all, I insist.
Neither chicken, nor egg, can egg-zist!
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