Now If That Ain't Love, I Don't Know What Is!
I opened my eyesAnd what did I spy?
A most disgusting sight
That ever did meet my eye.
A big round , hairy body
The hair was most thick
So ugly that I almost became sick
Taking note of each hairy leg
I desperately began to beg,
"Oh , please-- don't eat me.
Please, please set me free..."
Then, suddenly a man appeared at my door,
I asked him to save me,
He answered , Why "shore"!.
He proceeded to climb on a chair'
Smacked the thing, and said, "There!"
He climbed down and turned to me to say,
"Just give me a holler, for more dragons to slay!"
Now if that isn't love,
I don't know what is.
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