MELISSIOUS

I FIRST MET HER IN 2002, MARKED DOWN FROM 1995.
STRUTTING HER STUFF DOWN THE HALL, SHE WOULD ARRIVE.
IT TOOK HER A WHILE TO WARM UP TO ME AT FIRST.
IN THE BEGINNING, OUR LOVE WENT FROM BED TO WORST.

BUT SHE HAD THE EYES THAT I ADORE SO,
AND A TORSO- EVEN MORE SO.
SHE USED TO SAY, ONCE YOU GO BLACK, YOU GIVE UP TRYIN'.
BUT THAT WAS BEFORE SHE CONVERTED TO THE LIFE OF BRIAN.

WHEN IT COMES TO ROMANCE, SHE DOES WHAT SHE CAN.
THE BOTTOM LINE, THOUGH IS SHE ALWAYS GETS HER MAN.
SHE IS THE QUEEN OF THE LOVELY TATTOOS.
THE NEXT ONE WILL BE ON HER LOVELY KABOOSE.

HER CALL SIGN IS THE MELISSIOUS GIRL OF MYSTERY.
BUT SHE'LL BE REMEMBERED DOWN THE MYSTIC CHORDS OF HISTORY.
SHE LIKES TO SING WHEN SHE FEELS LIKE RELAXIN'
THE PROBLEM IS SHE THINKS SHE'LL REPLACE MICHAEL JACKSON.

SHE DREAMS OF US TAKING TRIPS TO CAN-CUN, AND ALCATRAZ.
BUT I WANT A VIEW OF THE VEGAS STRIP, THAT NOBODY ELSE HAS.
IN HER LUXURIOUS MERCEDES, SHE'LL TAKE ME ANYWHERE.
AS LONG AS ANYWHERE IS SOMEWHERE IN DELAWARE.

SHE CHILLS OUT AT HOME WATCHING HER FISH SWIM SLOWLY BY.
BUT I WANT TO BE THE BOTTOM FEEDER IN THE FISHTANK OF HER LIFE.
HER HOUSE IS GHETTO FABULOUS FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE.
BUT IT'S WARM AND INVITING (PLUS SHE HAS HIGH DEFINITION TV).

AS A PERSON SHE IS THE BEST FRIEND MONEY CAN NEVER BUY.
SHE'S PRICELESS, BUT BE CAREFUL-HER MAINTENANCE IS A LITTLE HIGH
AS A FRIEND, WHEN SHE IS NEAR ME, IT ALWAYS GIVES ME A THRILL.
I LOVE HER NOW, AND I THINK I ALWAYS WILL.