This Is What Happens When Cousins Marry

With make up, she was a natural in beauty and taste.
I couldn't help but say, Hello perfection...
She looked at me and said, I never forget a face.
But in your case I'll make an exception.

I told her ha! I've never heard that before.
If you don't like my nose, just look in my eyes.
Let's get funky on the dance floor.
I'll turn your laughter into moans and sighs.

To make a long story boring, I've only slept twice this week.
Once for two days, and another time for three.
I'm going full throttle, just about to peak.
I'm just out to find the better half of me.

No one seems to care I only wear silver and black.
I'm trying to fit in by being different and unique.
I prefer a custom fit, but I also buy off the rack.
My fashion is straight forward, but my vision is oblique.

I fired my shrink because he got tired of my ranting.
It's cheaper to watch TV and sleep away the day .
I stay productive eating and listening to gregorian chanting.
Still waiting for the natural beauty in make up to pass my way.