EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU

WHEN EVERYONE SAYS "I LOVE YOU".
JUST WHAT THEY SAY IT FOR, I DON'T HAVE A CLUE.
IT'S JUST INVITING TROUBLE TO THE POOR SUCKER
WHO SAYS "I LOVE YOU."

WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS, "YOU ARE SO CUTE."
I FEEL SO BAD, I REALLY WANT TO PUKE
SHE'LL STEAL FROM YOU, BROTHER, AND TAKE ALL YOUR LOOT.
WHEN YOU TELL HER, "YOU ARE SO CUTE."

WHEN THE LION STARTS FEELING FRISKY,
AND HE BEGINS TO ROAR,
THERE IS ANOTHER LION CLOSE BY WHO KNOWS
JUST WHAT HE IS ROARING FOR.
EVEN WHEN RABBITS GET TOGETHER
AND THEY BEGIN TO WOO
THEY DON'T NEED TO SWEET TALK EACH OTHER
BY SAYING "I LOVE YOU"

WHEN EVERYONE SAYS "I LOVE YOU."
I HAVE TO WONDER WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO
EVEN THE COP ON THE CORNER, AND THE CONVICT TOO
SAYS, "I LOVE YOU."

WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS, "I THINK YOU'RE GREAT."
THEY MUST GET TOGETHER, IT IS THEIR FATE.
EVEN THOUGH HE IS MARRIED, IT'S NOT TOO LATE
BECAUSE DEEP DOWN, HE THINKS SHE IS HIS SOUL MATE