BECAUSE I LOVE YOU STUPID

MY WIFE PROTECTS ME BY KEEPING ALL MY MONEY.
WHEN I SAY I DON'T LIKE IT
SHE SAYS, YOU'RE ON A ALLOWANCE, HONEY.
WHEN I SAY, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
SHE SAYS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU STUPID.

MY WIFE TRICKS ME BY PUTTING EVERYTHING IN HER NAME.
WHEN I SAY I AM MY OWN MAN
SHE SAYS, I KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME IF YOU HAVE NO CAR.
IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE YOU STUPID.

MY WIFE FATTENS ME UP WITH EXTRA PORTIONS.
WHEN I SAY STOP, NO MORE FOOD.
SHE SAYS, THAT IS YOUR MISFORTUNE.
YOU CAN'T CHASE OTHER WOMEN IF YOUR'RE OUT OF SHAPE.
AND BECAUSE I LOVE YOU STUPID.

MY WIFE KEEPS VALUABLE INFORMATION IN LOCKED CASES.
WHEN I SAY I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON,
SHE SAYS YOU'RE ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS.
AND BECAUSE I LOVE YOU STUPID.