A Very Proud PIG!
Hello Mr. Piggy how are you today?,Hi, I'm just running by, to have some fun and play,
I'm going to have a lot of fun by that pool of mud,
And eat up all the garbage in it, while I chew my cud.
I'm proud that I'm assigned the anatomy of a pig,
Eating up all garbage is my great fun and jig,
There is hardly anything that I would not eat,
Even all the muck and grime from off my own four feet.
I'll eat a cat, racoon or a vampire bat,
I'll eat a dead rotting turtle, a dog or a rat.
No matter how many days they've died before,
This is my cherished occupation and my valued chores.
I hold up my head as a very proud pig,
Even when a baby, but now I am so BIG,
My mama taught me, as her mama taught her before,
Cleaning up all refuse is a pig's honored chore.
Just give me your favorite suit and best of bowties,
I'll rip them off in a jiffy for that pool of mud and flies,
Then I'll have fun in that pool from top to bottom,
That's what no one understand nor can they ever fathom.
I'm so very very happy to have been born a filthy pig,
A proud scavenger of garbage the most disgusting jig.
So when I eat the dog that was hit by a car,
And eat up all dead carcasses be they near or far,
This is my chosen duty in the life of a pig,
So just don't be angry, I'm proud of my jig.
When you see me eating the rotting body of a horse,
Or struggling in a gully over a stagnated corpse,
Just dont be surprised it's the life of a pig,
I'm proud of my occupation, I'm proud of my jig.
All I can tell you please do not eat me,
I'm loaded with all type of worms, so just leave me be,
I cannot be cooked very easily and full of germs and microbes than you'll ever inagine,
Be it my ears,legs, tripes or nose you're having,
Please stay very, very far away from my meat,
You are full of wisdom if my meat you will not eat.
I'll give you tapeworms and trichina worms too,
Aslo heart diseases and conditions that will knock you out your shoes.
Then there are a multitude of organisms in my meat,
they'll kill you within hours of high blood pressure and low heart beat.
To lay in a bed for many weeks at a time,
Please accept my counsel for your contented mind.
So as you seek to eat an healthy meal,
Remember The Creator your body will easily heal,
If you cooperate with Him by eating healthier and improving how you feel.
Continuing to eat healthier in the Holy Book reaveled,
That pigs meat should not be added to any balanced meals.
And as a pig I'm speaking truly that my meat is tough and my germs dormant,
This is an absolutely true account of no entravagance.
Choosing the healthier things of life and eating healthier meats,
Is the way to boost your health avoiding it's defeat.
I can tell you if you choose to eat all of my my meats broiled or grilled,
You'll never stop seeing the Doctor or living off his pills.
The Poemeater, 2010.
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