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A Thousand Uses
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Vaseline, vaseline, Oh, what a wonderful thing
That special blend that makes the angels sing
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Once I was told it was made from sacred bears
And by little elfs living under my own stairs
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Please be careful, because it is made by magic
Use it with care or your end could be tragic
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A thousand uses, need a candle just add a wick
Prevents chafing, smooth it on nice and thick
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Makes life better, use some when making deals
Even works fine for greasing political wheels
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Quites squeaky rocking chairs and hinges on doors
I hear tigers even use it to polish their floors
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Then again, you may use it to polish metal tools
Strangely licking it, is not against in any rules
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Land of Inbetween were they mix in their beans
Better than salt, it will accompany any greens
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Take it when your out, just set it on any bar
But surely that will take this a little too far
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If I die I'll go to heaven hoping my records clean
Thats were the streets are paved with vaseline
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.Fair Use Encouraged
.All Rights Reserved
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8 Feb 2009
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