The Taming of the Fork
Both my hands have been there for me all my life
Putting food in my mouth using fork and knife
Any job given to them they found easy to handle
Lifting a heavy weight or lighting delicate candle
Any job needed requiring my hands I only had to ask
Each of my hands, eager to please they rose to the task
Over the years my left hand grew jealous of the right
Lefty never forgave brain for not being chosen to write
A campaign plotting revenge lefty he began planning
Disrupting brains system used for message handling
Lefty worked hard on precise plans for his campaign
To wreak havoc and end his being controlled by brain
Lefty, he became bitter, twisted and rotten to the core
The military plan’s completed, he made for brains doorLefty’s pent up bitterness would finally come to an end
Blocking the lines for the messages that brain did send
A long campaign finally breeched the brain owners door
He was diagnosed with Parkinson’s at aged forty-four
His left hand trembled, he stuttered when trying to talk
He shuffled his feet and couldn’t even turn his fork
Brain started its heroic fight with a rearguard action
Sought outside alliances and formed a military faction
Developing a series of weapons brain found a super drug
To repair communication lines and a system to de-bug
With some initial successes lefty is being forced back
Brains control returning when lefty mounts an attack
The battle with the fork is but one within a bigger war
Subsequent conflicts joined, fought and levelling the score
Through each battle Brains confidence, it comes and it goes
New weaponry sometimes needed to vanquish all his foes
A treaty is being discussed by Brain and lefty at the table
As for the taming of the fork, that task is now most stable
© Phil Golding 11/2006
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