Have you ever wondered where that friend is that everyone else has?
You know the one I mean, the one with all the answers and all the other jazz.

Have you asked yourself here lately where is that one special friend? The kind of person that’ll be there with you right up until the end.

Do you remember being angry that this friend is everywhere that you look, but not one in your life, and could you be mistook.

Look deeply in your life and deeper then to see, that friend has always been there, right there when you need.

This person’s not a lover but all the same a pal.
I find it extra special, my special friend’s a gal.

Yes I am a lucky man, a lucky man I am, 
for when God introduced me to the biggest little lady I know. 

Now I introduce to you, the wonder......we call Pam.