Don't eat the buffet. If you are obese and can't be filled. Don't eat seventeen plates and call that a deal. We are operating on a shoe string budget after the oil spill in the gulf.

If you really feel that gluttonous we can't afford to feed that much. Do not walk in the door. If you have trouble walking across a floor to pee. Don't exhaust the cook, he is tired of fat ass customers you see. It is a very simple formula and one on which the management can all agree. Don't eat the buffet, if your shoes you cannot see. If you live in a hoveround that at top speed goes one mile an hour. And you have a live in nurse to wipe your butt. Just please stop and turn that overworked thing around. We can't feed you here. But don't you fret or frown. There are places you can go too you see. Call up Richard Simmons and ask. He will help you out. So don't eat the buffet. If you are too big to give a hug. Just walk away, if you can. Get back in that moving van. Don't eat the buffet if you are on an endangered species list. Hey Fat ass? Do you catch our drift? The sign outside say, 'all you can eat'. Not all we can cook! Thank you for your support.

Give the Golden Corral our best now......You hear?

Phil G. Inman Sr.

September 5th 2010

Disclaimer: Author is fat too