YOU THINK SO SON!

I HOPE IM WOMAN ENOUGH TO BE A GOOD MOM, I JUST WANT TO GO BACK BEING A GIRL, AND PLAY DRESS UP WITH MOMS PEARLS. ALL YOU DO IS TALK ABOUT GIRLS.

 THIS IS THE FIRST YEAR YOU DONT THINK THEIR WEIRD! OK MY SON YOUR MUCH TO YOUNG, AND WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YOUR CAPGUN?
 WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT GO IN AND CLEAN, YOU USED TO LIKE THE WAY I MADE YOUR BED,AND MAKE YOUR PILLOWS FLUFFY FOR YOU TO LAY YOUR HEAD,

OK ANOTHER DAY, ILL JUST GO MAKE YOUR FAVORITE KOOLAID, OH YOU WANT MOUNTAIN DEW, IM NOT SURE THAT CAFFEINE IS GOOD FOR YOU
 OK IF EVERYONE ELSE DOES, BUT ONLY 1 YOU GOT TO GET TO BED HUN.
WHATS ON AT 11 FAMILY GUY, OH THATS SOUNDS LIKE A NICE SHOW, DONT SIT SO CLOSE.

HERE IS YOUR CLOTHES FOR SCHOOL, OH SURE WE CAN GO GET SOMETHING
COOL,

 I THOUGHT YOU LIKED THAT NICE SWEATER ESPECIALLY IN THIS WEATHER,
YOUR NOT COLD, YOU WILL GET SICK, YES ITS POSSIBLE, SO GO PUT ON SOMETHING WARM,YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN,

 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT,BECAUSE IM A NAG,OK I WILL LAY OFF, NOW YOU HAVE A COUGH

YOU LIKE THE VIDEO GAME, FAMILY DAY OUT IS LAME,

I ALWAYS MAKE A FUSS, DID YOU JUST CUSS, YOU HEARD ME SAY IT THE OTHER DAY, OH I WILL WATCH WHAT I SAY,

 SON ITS BEEN 3 DAYS CAN YOU DO  YOUR CHORE, WHEN DID HE GO OUT THE DOOR.

 ITS AFTER DARK, WHERE DID YOU GO ,WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW! AND I ASKED YOU TO WATCH YOUR SISTER, OH ITS NOT YOUR JOB, WHAT IS YOUR JOB, BEING A SLOB,

THATS HOW TEENAGERS ARE, WHEN YOU MOVE OUT IT WILL BE FAR!
WELL MY DEAR SON YOU CANT EVEN WALK A  MILE, SO LISTEN TO ME AND
YA IT WILL BE WHILE,

 YOU THINK IM DONE WITH YOU, YOU HAVE NO CLUE
YOUR NOT GOING NOWHERE, SO HAVE A CHAIR,

 ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND PLAY ELECTRONICS, YOUR 15 AND NEED HOOKED ON PHONICS,

YOU NEVER PICK UP AFTER YOURSELF, YOU THINK YOUR READY FOR DEPT. OF HEALTH,

YOU ARE NOT PASSING SCHOOL, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET A APT. WITH A POOL,

YOU DISRESPECT ME IN MY OWN HOME, AND I NEVER GET USE THE PHONE, YOU THOUGHT YOUR SISTER WAS HERE, BUT YOUR JUST GUESSING,
DO YOU THINK A GIRL YOU LOVE WILL GET HER FATHERS BLESSINGS,

OH 2 DAYS YOU DIDNT FEED THE DOG, OH YA SON YOU WILL HAVE A GOOD PAYING JOB,

IF DAD WAS HERE HE WOULD SOB,BUT AFTER THAT HE WOULD SET YOU STRAIGHT, OH YOU THINK IT'S SO LATE, NO IT'S NOT, SO HERES THE RAKE ,GO DO YOUR CHORE , FROM A WEEK AGO, MAYBE SOME DAY ILL LET YOU WATCH A SHOW,

 YOU THINK THIS IS TOO TOUGH, WELL I HAD ENOUGH, YOU NEVER HAD IT ROUGH, YOU THINK MOMMY CANT RAISE A MAN, WELL YOU LITTLE SHIT I THINK I CAN.

 SO PULL UP YOUR DAMB JEANS, AND GET READY FOR YOUR TEENS, BECAUSE I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH A SON OF MINE,NOT MAKING A DIME.
THERE IS NO JOB FOR WORLDS BIGGEST SLOB, THERE IS NO COLLEGE FOR VIDEO GAME KNOWLEDGE,

 AND THERE IS NO FATHER WHO WILL GIVE AWAY HIS DAUGHTER TO A MAN WITHOUT A PLAN. SO GET OUT OF FANTASY LAND,

 NOW LISTEN TO YOUR MOMMY,SURE SON THERE IS  ALWAYS THE ARMY BUT IF YOU CANT SURVIVE ME YOU CANT SURVIVE ANYWHERE, SO I CANT BE FUN SON, BECAUSE THERE IS A FUTURE THAT NEEDS TO RUN! THAT IS WHY IM PULLIN THE BIG GUNS!