I never want to be " That Guy."
You know, the guy who has yet to master the whisper while at the movies. Who puts on his blinker only after he has already begun to cut you off!
Nope...Never want to be "That Guy."
He has a story for everything you've ever done in your life, and how he did it cooler.
The guy who talks about the celebrities he's met... on his resume.
How about that guy that you have to train so he can be YOUR supevisor.
I just don't want to be............
He who is sitting on the machine you've been waiting an eternity for a the gym, on his CELLPHONE!!!!!!!
That Guy who goes to McDonalds twice a week, but the day you really just need to grab and go can't remember what he likes on the menu.
You know, that guy who orders the well done steak when everyone else has ordered mid-rare.
Ya that guy.
The Guy who pisses all over the public toilet seat.
Who never has a pen and never returns your.
The one who just can't help but to tell you how that movie you wanted to see or book you really wanted to read ends.
Calls you in the dead of night ask you if you're awake then proceeds to ask you a question that just couldn't possibly wait, " Hey who's that guy that sings that song that sounds like that other guy ?"
That guy who salts the chips at the mexican resturaunt regardless of how others feel about it.
Now all I'm saying is I don't want to be that guy!!!
The one who knows his kids are bad yet lets the heathens terrorize the neighborhood, and gets indignant when you politely ask the lil bastards to be quite.
That dude that just can't, I mean just can't chew with his mouth closed.
He who refuses to believe it's his breath that smells, and continues to breath extra heavy.
He tells you the substance in the jar smells like shit then insist you smell it for confirmation.
How is forty pounds over weight and has the nerve to call others fat.

All I'm really trying to say is, I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE THAT GUY!!.