So you say you’re sexy, are you 4sho…oh!-someone told you that you look hot in that little number you had on the other day -is that how you know?

Well I guess- if you say so… or do they say so only when you have those thigh high boots on. If that’s the only time you’re sexy then you’re more then likely not. Didn’t anyone ever tell you… sexy is an attitude, not being too hot to trot.

It has to come from within, not with how much you can spend… you buy all those clothes, trying to buying perfection in a bag, they only last until the label expires...then you back to being an old hag.

Now I can teach you to walk with poise, how speak with confidences, how sway with elegance, and how to dance with grace, but BEWARE this won’t expire –there is no label to tear off here- the true sexy I can provide can’t be erased. Are you up for the challenge- this is no easy task… you have to be yourself, no tackiness just finesse and class.

There’s room for mistakes, we will provide do over’s, but just so you know, This is worth the while -there will be sweat and pain, not just a quick serum where you slap on some facial powder to cover what God made. No silicones are welcome… into my class of sexy, God didn’t make them -they probably came from china… alone with your manes tail and your Lee press on nails…that’s not how we do it here- in the class of sexy sassy.

Come prepare for class, all the beauty you must provide. Confidence is a must, if you don’t have that then your scholarship is a bust! Oh! I see you’re now one of my regulars, you’re here everyday… you must be serious about this girl! with no time to play… I’ve notice your walk, your new style of grace, but I have to ask myself is this truly diva status or just another disgrace.

Alright now class today is Graduation Day! I won’t see you anymore it’s up to you to keep the pace. Some of you had it all along, some of you never will… but that just goes to show you… you can’t buy or even teach what is not in God’s will.

Journey 11-29-07