Scarring Mrs. Muffet Was So Fun We Decided to Do It Again
like cats and dogs
sipping thier tea and crumpet
just waiting for some spider to come along
and scare the shit out of miss muffet
watching in simplicity
bucket of rice,
bland is enough to suffice
can I please get a bag of ice
because I am still sore from being trampled
by hordes of not quiet somebodies
particullarly unaquainted with
thier own opinion foriegn to them
preffering a firm spoonfeeding
and mindless obedience
to the gods
of road side advertisement.
I over heard one of them say
sus casa es mi casa,
having plagerized
what the gods said to them
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