BAND GEEKS WILL RULE THE WORLD.
Our headquarters is the band room.
Passers-by think they're hearing music;
It's not music, its our plan to takeover the world!

Our headquarters is the band room.
A glorious place, full of instruments, known to us as Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Band directors will dominate!
Our music will conquer all ears.

A glorious place, full of instruments known to us as Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Holds the instruments in which we play with passion.
Our music will conquer all ears.
Come join us united as One Band, One Sound.

Holding the instruments in which we play with passion.
We fill our lungs with air!
Come join us united as One Band, One Sound.
Using our musical talent to takeover the ears of the world.

Filling our lungs with air!
In unison and harmony each section plays a note.
Using our musical talents to takeover the world.
Brass! Percussion! Woodwinds!

In unison or harmony each section plays a note.
The product is a song, a beautiful sound.
Brass! Percussion! Woodwinds!
But dont forget our beautiful music can be deadly...

The product is a song, a beautiful sound.
Passers-by think they're hearing music;
But dont forget our beautiful music can be deadly...
BAND GEEKS WILL RULE THE WORLD