There is no us without you, it’s amazing what you can do
Everything you touch turns to gold can you picture us getting
Old? I think am losing my hair! What? Am losing my hair,
You want a chair oh dear. If that ain’t bad you standing
There drooling I’ll wipe it up shit who am I fooling. We
Try to talk I’ll forget what you say is this conversation
Going to take all day? Just get dress we’re going to the
Mall, we’ll get there faster if we crawl. Why are my
Pants so high? You can’t tell me I’m not fly you with
Your wig leaning to the right like you just been in a
Fight. What are you wearing that don’t go, I didn’t say did
You see flow. When we have sex I have to get started
I couldn’t hold it so I just farted you know how it gets
To many mashed peas I think something ran down my knees
No need to worry I had close calls it’s just my old man
Balls. Enough about me let’s talk about you at least I have
Teeth and still can chew when you walk by you leave dust
You take off your pants and there’s mad rust. Baby I will
Love you no matter what even though you walk on your butt...