the toilet's meow!

0 Comments

Tags:
  • Humor

    the toilet's meow!

    sittin' on the toilet bowl,
     pinchin' off a log;
     tryin' like hell to pen a poem,
     my mind's a funky fog!

     in walks our stupid cat,
     rubbin' against my leg;
     always meowin' for something to eat,
     never too proud to beg!

     in walks another,
     with the same malicious approach;
     pacin' the floor in front of me,
     like a nervous football coach!

     another one joins the duo,
     i now have an audience of three;
     six lil' eyes constantly glarin',
     burnin' a hole through the center of me!

     "okay, okay, i'll feed ya'll!",
     a moral victory i suppose;
     today is only the beginning,
     tomorrow this door will be closed!



    Poem Comments

    (0)

    Please login or register

    You must be logged in or register a new account in order to
    leave comments/feedback and rate this poem.

    Login or Register

    To have great poets there must be great audiences too.

    Walt Whitman, American Poet (1819-1892)

    nakedcity’s Poems (10)

    Title Comments
    Title Comments
    the toilet's meow! 0
    Looking Back... 1
    Dead Man Walking! 0
    The Ladder 1
    flip floppin'! 1
    stanky feet! 2
    the hunchback of tennessee! 1
    male enhancement! 4
    Rudolph's new job! 2
    who's moonin' who?! 4