ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME

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    UPA INVITATIONAL FORUM CHALLENGE
    CARTOON CHARACTER
    TITLE ~ ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME

    ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME

     ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME


    I'm a very famous rabbit
    Been all over the place
    Started at the bottom
    Hired on as a one-shot character
    Grew larger than life itself

    I made my debut
    Hopping out of a hole in the earth
    Coming face to face ..
    With a slow, dim-witted hunter
    By the name of Elmer Fudd

    Chomping on a carrot
    My first words to him were ..
    What's up, doc ?
    To his bewildered astonishment
    He replied .. you durhhtttyyyy wabbit

    I drank hare tonic
    To stop falling hare
    Doused myself with hare restorer
    To reappear ..
    From being invisible

    I've some zany friends
    Porky The Pig .. Daffey Duck
    Wiley Coyote .. the Roadrunner too
    Chicken Hawk and the Barnyard Rooster

    Daffey Duck attempted to wow the audience
    With a dangerous magical act
    He drank gasoline .. swallowed nitroglycerene
    Gunpowder .. Uranium-238 (a green solution)

    He jumped up and down to shake well
    Then swallowed a match
    To detonate
    The whole improbable mixture

    TV stations and cable network TNT
    Edited the ridiculous scene out
    Though Daffey Duck one upped me
    Didn't he realize ?
    I'm the one with the star
    On The HollyWood Walk Of Fame

    UPA INVITATIONAL FORUM CHALLENGE

    Copyright © July 2009
    StandingBear

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    stellar commented on ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME

    12-15-2009

    Ahhh...I really love to read satire...This is funny yet piercing..lol...Some actors are swallowed up by hubris..There life is romance laden in the screen...Well i don't know about there real life is...
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    StandingBear

    12/16/2009

    It was fun writing this work. Thanks stellar!

    mamasan commented on ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME

    11-29-2009

    wow wow Standing Bear I found you quite accidentally from a post you commented on. Its been a long time I have read one of your posts and maybe its because you have been Hollywooda...faming. Gosh I love those great creatures you hand out with...they happen to be fans of mine too.
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    StandingBear

    11/29/2009

    Thank you mamasan for your kind comments! SBear

    SavVySam commented on ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME

    11-09-2009

    Luvin the Bugs! This is a clever and fun one! It's nice to take a break from all the soul searching for a moment! Thanks for the mental chill...
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    StandingBear

    11/09/2009

    Thank you SavVySam! Bugs is cool! SBear

    Stryx commented on ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME

    11-06-2009

    Yes - to use the imagination and then make sense of it. Good job.
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    StandingBear

    11/06/2009

    Thank you Stryx for your kind comments! SBear

    Charlie23 commented on ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME

    11-01-2009

    Those were the days, miss the old cartoons! Looney Toons deserves a star all it's own!
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    StandingBear

    11/02/2009

    Thank you Charlie23! Gotta love those old classics! SBear

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