Never say you will never prostitute yourself, and then go for a job interview.
Never tell someone you love them, when you know your're in love with someone else.
Never assume you know what unconditional love is, unless you've felt the pain
Never get more than what is on your shopping list, you may have to pay for it and have to take it home.
Never assume he means what he said EVER!
Never say what you mean, does anyone really want to know?
Never trust a person who loves all his enemies and wants you as a friend.
Never find yourself between a rock and a hard place. Hell, that may be the only safe place around. At least no one can stab you in the back, and you sure as hell can see what's to be avoided.
Never fall in love with someone already in love. They will never fall for you.
Never assume his mother, who was his first love was a good or healthy thing.
Never forget where your safe place is, but don't be surprised to find your best friend has beaten you to it.
Don't get too excited, because it's all relative
By the way;
Where's the door to my closet - I'm done!!!!!!!