My Crazy Friend

Hmm, what can I say about my dear friend?
Beides the fact that she makes me smile and laugh without end

We always talk about nothing
and random things are said
You make me laugh so hard
that i can't breathe and turn red

We make jokes about each other all the time
You start a conversation by talking and end it in a rhyme
You always hit me and I end up in pain
But this friendship is something that I would go thru again and again

You always start to sing
or just randomly break into dance
According to the internet,
we're getting married in France

But no matter what we do or say,
We will both always be there
Who else is gonna remind me that I'm gay
and who else would take the hair off of your chair?