Joke

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    Joke


     

    JOKE

    *****

    Mr. John, the husband of Ms. Jane

    Was admitted due to chest pain

    He was released one month after surgery

    Of amending a badly closed artery

    One day in his blood he felt a wiled horse

    He whispered to sweet Jane off course

    She said darling pls. Stay apart

    And keep safe your heart

    My darling don’t be afraid

    Easily I can manage the raid

    I’m quite fit for the bed

    This is what my Dr, said

    Dear I’ll not allow you to thread

    Unless you bring me his recommend

    Mr. John got so bore

     Strongly behind him he slammed the door

    Dear Dr, do some thing please

    To make my life little ease

    Write some thing to sweet Jane

    So she may change her hard brain

    The Dr. Wrote, dear Jane

    Your husband is strong like a train

    You have to accept what he said

    And give him fair chance in the bed

    Mr. John what is written he red

    He thanked the Dr. and blessed

    Then asked him a small amend.

    To whom the letter to be re- addressed

    Dear Dr. You wrote it to Ms. Jane

    Can you please re- address it again

    To whom it may concern!

     

    NASR BADWAN

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    carynontherhine commented on Joke

    11-09-2010

    Oh too funny! The ending superb! No clue and caught me totally off guard. Love it! Hopefully maybe either his wife will warm up or he should go with his to it may concern. Great job my friend! Hugz

    ginga commented on Joke

    02-18-2010

    badwan, An interesting story of pain and circumstance. Instead of a Dear John letter it is a Dear Dr. poem. Nice. ginga

    Kaleidoscope commented on Joke

    11-10-2009

    This too good..One of a kind..I love it!! Laughter with poetry that has a story! i HAVE NEVER READ OR SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!! Thanx Kaleidoscope

    badwan

    11/10/2009

    Kaleidoscope Iam realy happy to make it reach you, and put a smile on some body lips regards

    The true philosopher and the true poet are one, and a beauty, which is truth, and a truth, which is beauty, is the aim of both.

    Ralph Waldo Emerson, American Poet (1803-1882)

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