The wood spider is the most accomplished ,
of all the web building species.
recently the scientists gave these tiny creatures,
a variety of psycho- active drugs,
to observe drugs effects on their web building .

When given a small dose of LSD ,
the spider's web took an unfamiliar shape ,
far from what a spiders web looks like ,
: incomplete, and inhabitable.

When given a dose of caffeine,
the web structure was not affected ,
but the spider's behavior was affected ,
even when the web was complete ,
the spider kept on going : hyperactive.

When given THC ,
an active ingredient in Marijuana ,
the spider did not build a web ,
It build a HAMMOCK ,
where it lay all day ,
and watched the caffeine spider go!!

when given alcohol,
the spider build a web ,
found a mate , and raised over a hundred young .
but the mate got a restraining order ,
and now the spider can't go,
within a hundred centimeters near the mates web,
even to see the hundred young .

Crack- cocaine spider,
figured that building webs ,
was for losers and suckers .
so the crack cocaine spider,
waited until the caffeine spider,
had finished building its web and exhausted,
then came up behind it,
and popped a cap in its ass ( ka-boooom!!)

The crack- cocaine spider took,
over the caffeine spiders web.
( Nice web Mr .crack- cocaine spider!)

When winter came,
the marijuana spider had no place to live ,
it ended up in the crack- cocaine spider's web ,
as the crack spider's bitch !!!

for more information about ,
what happened to the crack spider's bitch ,
please write back .
for the marijuana spider needs your help
but you have to write back .
so I can publish its story .
for the story is more sadder and even funnier.
keep your chin up , keep smiling.