The No Cash Rash

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    The No Cash Rash
    You can have the measles,the mumps or the flu,but
    The worst thing that can happen to you is
    The no cash rash.
    The no cash rash will make you nasty and mean it's
    The worst kind of rash you've ever seen.You will search in your pockets Hoping to find
    At least a penny if not a dime.
    You will look in through your car
    Even under the seat because
    Finding some money would be so sweet.
    The no cash rash will make you want to holler because
    You're so broke you don't even have a dollar
    There is only one sure cure for
    The no cash rash and the cure is
    Cold hard cash.

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    robtob commented on The No Cash Rash

    05-21-2009

    You hit the nail on the head. I like the way you developed your theme. These days everybody needs to laugh a little, and I can picture the car search easily. Been there, done that
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    DARKONE commented on The No Cash Rash

    02-02-2009

    thanks for a good laugh but it stands so true
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