The Doughnut Challenge
The nourishment of the men in blue,A few extra calories for me and you.
A staple in the diet of men of law,
Did he use the taser to get the bear claw?
Crispy Creme and Dunkins a safe place, you bet,
I haven't seen a cop pass one yet.
I don't mean to insult the entire police force,
There are a few who don't eat doughnuts, of course.
But these few often retire before their time,
A cop who hates doughnuts is not a good sign.
So if its tickets that you hate to pay,
Take a few doughnuts with you every day.
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