Its in the cup
His name is hawaiian and he makes punch
The red lava can be drank dinner, breakfast or lunch
No fruit in it at all
Just mixed with water, not much to recall
Might have some sugar but not much caffeine
No steroids or creatine
Oh yeah thats the stuff
Rather ditch it and have a cheese puff
Buy in a pack or just a single pouch
Just sip it while watching tv on your couch
I'm not sure if its from hawaii or not
Does it even say it on the label?, most of us forgot
Gigantic cup who makes a splash
Walls break and causes whiplash
Is the pitcher platic or glass?
If its warm with out ice, most will take a pass
Maybe it has color dye
We might turn red like a cherry pie
A myth but it sounds not so good
Rather not taste and turn into cherry wood
Taste this stuff he has enough to share
No vitamins or minerals, is that fair?
Poweraide and v8 splash are near
Yet many grab a soda as health nuts shed a tear
The red lava can be drank dinner, breakfast or lunch
No fruit in it at all
Just mixed with water, not much to recall
Might have some sugar but not much caffeine
No steroids or creatine
Oh yeah thats the stuff
Rather ditch it and have a cheese puff
Buy in a pack or just a single pouch
Just sip it while watching tv on your couch
I'm not sure if its from hawaii or not
Does it even say it on the label?, most of us forgot
Gigantic cup who makes a splash
Walls break and causes whiplash
Is the pitcher platic or glass?
If its warm with out ice, most will take a pass
Maybe it has color dye
We might turn red like a cherry pie
A myth but it sounds not so good
Rather not taste and turn into cherry wood
Taste this stuff he has enough to share
No vitamins or minerals, is that fair?
Poweraide and v8 splash are near
Yet many grab a soda as health nuts shed a tear
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