I Kill Myself

I Kill Myself

I'm tryin to figure out what to write
(you should be tryin to get some butt tonight!)

Will you shut up! Damnit! I'm tryin to concentrate
(you ain't concentrating that hard, you watchin' booties shakin')

Turn off the TV so it doesn't wreck my flow
(Man, turn it back on! Cinemax is playin "The Crow")

You better leave me alone, I'm workin' on my poems
(Love, hate, bitch boy - blah, blah. Read 'em, I know 'em)

You need to watch it, son. I made you and I'll break you
(Whatever, boy. I'm your inner you giving you these breakthroughs)

Please, you're just my inhibitions brought to the surface
(I'm the reason that what you write sounds like it has a purpose)

You give yourself too much credit; you ain't all that
(Ok, well dis me now and I'll be here when you crawl back)

Crawl back?! f*ck you! you're nothin' without me!
(Don't kid yourself, son. You know it's all about me.)

Oh hell naw! I'll pop myself AND you once I pull this trigger
(Two of a kind but we'll be one less....(gunshot))