Various limericks
There once was girl from Port Louie.
Whose tailbone so long it was screwy.
When she went for some pics,
told it needs to be fixed.
Or she’d have a hard time goin pooey.
Once there was a woman part primate.
Her ass hurt she thought due to the climate.
So she went to the clinic,
For she was a cynic .
The Doc told her she was really part marmot.
There once was woman of St. Tammany .
Who walked like a duck from what I could see.
Her waddle was cute.
When I’d notice she’d snoot.
And act like it was a calamity.
There once was a woman with tail.
When tucked it made her look male.
So she tied on a string,
And then went off fishing.
Saying “ thank goodness I am not part snail “
Whose tailbone so long it was screwy.
When she went for some pics,
told it needs to be fixed.
Or she’d have a hard time goin pooey.
Once there was a woman part primate.
Her ass hurt she thought due to the climate.
So she went to the clinic,
For she was a cynic .
The Doc told her she was really part marmot.
There once was woman of St. Tammany .
Who walked like a duck from what I could see.
Her waddle was cute.
When I’d notice she’d snoot.
And act like it was a calamity.
There once was a woman with tail.
When tucked it made her look male.
So she tied on a string,
And then went off fishing.
Saying “ thank goodness I am not part snail “
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