*Postoptionation
Have you ever regretted doing something?
Like using wrong words or having bad timing.
Well, what if I told you, that all could be changed;
That all those " I'm sorry's " could be rearranged!
Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, it's finally true!
This product worked for me, it can work for you too.
Now see this tool, you'd call it a clicker,
With buttons, and dials, and lights that all flicker.
It's really quite easy, though it may look intimidating.
Trust me, it saves you from therapy and meditating.
See this big button, the bright red one down here?
Press it just once and you should hear...
Boop-Boop-Boop-Beep
And it sizzles to life, then after that, think of a thought;
A judgment you made or wrong sizes you bought.
And whoosh! Off it goes, that problem is solved,
You're smiling again, consequences dissolved!
This gadget will earn millions, my one soul creation,
I think I should call it the *Postoptionation!
*Postoptionation is not available at Walmart, Target, Safeway, Kingsoopers, or any other consumer infested store. In fact it doesn't even exist...at all...so just forget about it.
Like using wrong words or having bad timing.
Well, what if I told you, that all could be changed;
That all those " I'm sorry's " could be rearranged!
Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, it's finally true!
This product worked for me, it can work for you too.
Now see this tool, you'd call it a clicker,
With buttons, and dials, and lights that all flicker.
It's really quite easy, though it may look intimidating.
Trust me, it saves you from therapy and meditating.
See this big button, the bright red one down here?
Press it just once and you should hear...
Boop-Boop-Boop-Beep
And it sizzles to life, then after that, think of a thought;
A judgment you made or wrong sizes you bought.
And whoosh! Off it goes, that problem is solved,
You're smiling again, consequences dissolved!
This gadget will earn millions, my one soul creation,
I think I should call it the *Postoptionation!
*Postoptionation is not available at Walmart, Target, Safeway, Kingsoopers, or any other consumer infested store. In fact it doesn't even exist...at all...so just forget about it.
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