Poetic Justice

Bin Laden, his flunkies, and the Islamic brigades
Said, "Now we’ll get our 72 maids!"
On flying carpets in paradise
They eagerly waited Islam's grand prize.
But, St. Peter’s face has a horrible look
As he writes their names in a big, ugly book.
"You tainted God’s world you morons and fools,
You had no regard for His golden rules.
"You said you were brothers, you and the others
And you killed for no reason at all.
You used God to recruit
People who'd shoot
And that brought about your downfall.
With a crazed, pathetic, and jaded head
You listened to insane Imams who said,
"In heaven you will be compensated
For killing folks we’ve loathed and hated."
Because you lived intolerance and hate
To decide who travels in God’s real estate,
You all preached anger in the name of He
Who created all people to love and live free,
To enjoy His earth for all it is worth
And "We’re in God’s Army," you said,
"We’ll live grand and well
And won’t it be swell
In paradise after we’re dead!"
Well here you are where it’s pearly-gated
And all those folks you killed and hated
Are tucked safe and sound right here inside.
From you they no longer have to hide.
Because you spat on God’s holy name,
And for so much suffering you bear the blame.
You’re about to be sent right straight to hell
As soon as I ring this golden bell;
Although in heaven you thought you’d be
Living with God eternally.
Because you brought Islam to shame,
You all shall suffer eternal flames.
Now, here are your virgins, all seventy two,
And we think hell’s not enough for you;
So, since you've made the world a mess,
They’re all lesbians with PMS!!!!!