I am Fat

I am fat and no one can sit on my lap
I eat cake and down it with a squirt
I ate pizza until my stomach hurt
I am fat, its hard to wipe my butt after a crap.

I do not eat fruits and veggies
I eat cookies and cream
I order the steak supreme
My ass is so big I give myself weggies.

Went to the beach felt like a whale
I am on vacation so do not trip
I eat junk food until my pants rip
I am so fat I can not get my mail

I am so fat I have man boobs
My omelet filled the plate
I finished with a chocolate cake
Went to the park and could not fit in the tubes

Can not see my new shoes
My stomach is in the way
Feel like I should eat some hay
Now I have the blues

I have to make some changes
I have to stop eating myself to death
I am tried of walking with food on my breath
Tired of being sad cause I am fat.