Free at a price

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    Free at a price

    Free at a price
    I had a letter from my bank offering a special deal and being as my funs where low the offer did appeal
    It said your credit rating’s up and so we’ve raised your credit limit strange I thought my statement read I had nothing in it
    So I took the offer up and made the free phone call I could not believe my luck I could go and have a ball
    They just lumped my debts together then put them on one card I only had one monthly payment that shouldn’t be to hard
    Because I’d responded quickly they sent me a free clock it almost drove me mad with it flipping loud tick-tock
    You see it just reminded me I was living life on tick I’d lay awake at night the worry made me sick
    Then the payment day did dawn I emptied my purse to count I never had an option but to pay the least amount
    I’ve done this now for five long years I can’t get out of trouble I only pay the interest so my debt has almost double
    Then on sunning morning I have the lord to thank I had another special offer from another high street bank
    It said transfer your debts to us have six months interest free I thought this might be my last chance to go on another spending spree
    I weighed up all my options what had I got to lose? And the thought of another free gift which I even got to choose
    So now I’ am in debt forever there are scores of people like me temptation is a terrible thing when you’re offered something for free!

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    Poetry is not an expression of the party line. It's that time of night, lying in bed, thinking what you really think, making the private world public, that's what the poet does.

    Allen Ginsberg (1926-1997) U.S. poet.

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