They think they’re always right,
Even when they’re wrong.
But they argue with you just in spite,
Till your head feels like it was hit with a gong.

They always want to know why,
Even though you’ve just explained it,
That it only comes in that size,
So why don’t they just drop it!

They stand there and hold up the line
Cause they can’t decide what they want.
When they finally decide, they take their time
Telling you what they want.

Sometimes they’re snippy,
Sometimes they’re snotty,
Sometimes they’re skippy,
And sometimes they’re blotchy.

They come in all shapes and sizes
Some even a little tooty-fruity,
But there’s a sure fire way to give them all prizes,
So hack-up a big ol’ loogie
And watch their faces as they enjoy their surprises.