Big Girl "Day Care"

Here I am behind these bars - Again!
  I'm doing nothing but kicking myself in the butt.
I'm getting too old for all this crap!
  I feel like someone has just punched me in the gut.
The women in here -
  well they are off the hook!
You gotta be beware of your of your surroundings -
  let's face it - have you met an honest crook?!
They come from all walks of life,
  but end up in the same place.
Some think they're so much better -
  reality needs to slap them in the face!
It's entertaining at times -
  I kick back and watch the block.
It's a "Day Care" for grown women -
  they sit and play amongst their little flock.
You have some that are loud for no reason
  and they think it's really cute.
Then you have some that do their 'strut' -
  which makes you just want to puke.
We all basically get along -
  considering how many there are of us.
Of course at times you just want to pull
  someones' hair out & scream & cuss.
By now you figured out -
  you're in Morgan County Jail.
If you can't hang with us Bitches
  then you best make Bail!!!!